Saturday, January 31, 2009

Lawak Simple

2 x 5

Juliana : “Abang Mie… Jom la datang rumah… saya rindu la.. lagipun suami saya pergi oversea tadi..”

Helmi : “baiklah malam esok abang pergi tau… nanti pandai la abang tipu isteri abang tu..”

Juliana : “Oh ya.. sebelum datang esok.. abang cukur misai kasi licin dulu ye.. abang tahukan saya suka lelaki yg baby-face.”

Helmi : “Alamak… yang ni susah sikit.. isteri abang suka abang simpan misai ni nanti dia marah plak”

Juliana : “Alaaa… abang ni nak jumpa saya ke tak nie?”

Helmi : “oklah.. oklah.. Ana punya pasal.. apa saja abang sanggup”

Keesokan paginya, semasa Helmi hendak keluar untuk ke pejabat dia telah memesan kepada isterinya yang dia pulang lewat malam ini
kerana ada mesyuarat penting… dan di pejabatnya.. Helmi telah
mencukur misainya sampai licin..

Jam 4 pagi ketika Helmi balik ke rumahnya… isterinya sudah tidur… Dengan perlahan Helmi salin baju dan naik ke tempat tidur…tiba-tiba isterinya tersedar lalu meraba-raba wajah Helmi yang licin itu dalam kegelapan… dan berkata… “Kenapa kau tak balik lagi Jalil… kejap lagi suami akak balik…!!”

Me Too

Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets Presidents Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori ” Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say ‘how are you?’. Then Mr Clinton should say “I am fine, and you ?” Now you should say ‘me too’. Afterwards we tranlator will do all the work for you.”

It look quite simple, but the truth is……………. When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said “Who Are You ?”. Mr Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor : “Well, I am Hilary’s husband, ha ha…..” Then Mori replied confidently “Me too, ha ha ha..” Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.


1 comment:

fiqril said...

hahahahaha..celah mane ko dpt bnde alah ni??